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Twitter: @TelestoReport
Email: contact<at>nwl.gg
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FAQ
- What is happening here?
- Welcome to Destiny 2! I hope you're having a great time. Make sure to read this article by RockPaperShotgun to understand what this website is about.
- Why does the timer never actually get reset to 0:00:00:00?
- Until I assume the form of an omniscient being, people usually discover bugs before they get logged on the site.
- I want to help! How?
- Did you find a new bug? Message me at @TelestoReport or via email and tell me all about it! It helps immensely and (if the hint leads to a timer reset and if you want to) I can mention you in the tweet.
- Why does the timer not align with the date of the linked post?
- The timer points to the initial discovery, however I tend to link to discussion sites like YouTube or Reddit for easier conversation about it.
API
Telesto Report offers a very simple API for automated retrieval of information. The endpoints are:
- /v1/bugs/latest
- The latest bug. Response schema can be found at /v1/bugs/latest/schema.
- /v1/bugs/all
- All bugs. Response schema can be found at /v1/bugs/all/schema.
- /v1/bugs/old
- All bugs but the latest one. Response schema can be found at /v1/bugs/old/schema.
In the media
- Telesto Has Broken ‘Destiny 2’ 38 Times And Counting — Forbes
- Eine Waffe hat Destiny und Destiny 2 jetzt schon 38-Mal kaputt gemacht — MeinMMO (German, "One weapon has broken Destiny and Destiny 2 38 times already")
- Destiny 2 Telesto returns, immediately breaks the game again — PCGamesN
- 《命运2》BUG最多武器“土卫十三”新添彩蛋:拍一拍就修好了 — SOHU (Chinese, "Destiny 2's most buggy weapon 'Telesto' adds a new Easter egg: One tap, and it's fixed.")
- Este arma tiene tantos bugs, que existe toda una página web dedicada a recoger todas las ocasiones en las que Telesto ha roto Destiny 2 — 3DJuegosPC (Spanish, "This weapon has so many bugs, that there is a whole web page dedicated to collect all the occasions in which Telesto has broken Destiny 2")
Mentioned
- Easter egg dedicated to Destiny 2's most broken gun adds another bug to Telesto's hall of shame — Games Radar
- Destiny 2 broke Telesto and gave it a custom reload in its best Easter egg yet — Games Radar
- Destiny 2 Telesto 'Bug' Intentionally Added for Mysterious Community Puzzle — Total Gaming Network
- How to get the Schrödinger’s Gun Telesto emblem in Destiny 2 — Dot Esports
- Destiny 2's Buggy Gun Has Achieved Sentience, Ushers In The "Age Of Telesto" — TheGamer
- Destiny 2's latest mystery isn't an ARG after all — PC Gamer
- Destiny 2’s glitchiest gun is about to get even more dangerous — DotEsports
Changelog
2022-03-22
- Small rebranding. No more low-res Telesto as the site and Twitter icons!
2021-11-17
- Renewed SSL cert. Oops.
- Restructured About page.
2021-10-29
- Added Twitter account link.
2021-10-28
- Added new bugs from Cheese Forever's video.
- Added bugs:
- 2016-01-05
- 2016-10-19
- 2018-08-31
- Also reset the clock.
- Twice.
- What a day.
2021-10-27
- Added dark mode.
- Added changelog.
Some time before
- Initial site design and timeline based on the video by evanf1997.
Copyright
The design of Telesto Report is ©2021 nwL. The content is not copyrighted as it is collected from the respective sources.