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What is happening here?: Welcome to Destiny 2! I hope you're having a great time. Make sure to read this article by RockPaperShotgun to understand what this website is about.
Why does the timer never actually get reset to 0:00:00:00?: Until I assume the form of an omniscient being, people usually discover bugs before they get logged on the site.
I want to help! How?: Did you find a new bug? Message me at @TelestoReport or via email and tell me all about it! It helps immensely and (if the hint leads to a timer reset and if you want to) I can mention you in the tweet.
Why does the timer not align with the date of the linked post?: The timer points to the initial discovery, however I tend to link to discussion sites like YouTube or Reddit for easier conversation about it.

Telesto Report offers a very simple API for automated retrieval of information. The endpoints are:

/v1/bugs/latest: The latest bug. Response schema can be found at /v1/bugs/latest/schema.
/v1/bugs/all: All bugs. Response schema can be found at /v1/bugs/all/schema.
/v1/bugs/old: All bugs but the latest one. Response schema can be found at /v1/bugs/old/schema.

Telesto Has Broken ‘Destiny 2’ 38 Times And Counting — Forbes (2021-11-06)
Eine Waffe hat Destiny und Destiny 2 jetzt schon 38-Mal kaputt gemacht — MeinMMO (German, "One weapon has broken Destiny and Destiny 2 38 times already") (2021-11-07)
Destiny 2 Telesto returns, immediately breaks the game again — PCGamesN (2022-05-30)
《命运2》BUG最多武器“土卫十三”新添彩蛋：拍一拍就修好了 — SOHU (Chinese, "Destiny 2's most buggy weapon 'Telesto' adds a new Easter egg: One tap, and it's fixed.") (2022-11-09)
Este arma tiene tantos bugs, que existe toda una página web dedicada a recoger todas las ocasiones en las que Telesto ha roto Destiny 2 — 3DJuegosPC (Spanish, "This weapon has so many bugs, that there is a whole web page dedicated to collect all the occasions in which Telesto has broken Destiny 2") (2024-06-07)